ranting..

lately i've been craving ___ again.

all the time.

but its illegal and "wrong"...

so they say

and too expensive for anything good

but if it was sitting in front of me, i would take it.

and probably watch flight of the concords

or listen to the knife.

or go for a bike ride

or make smores and get it stuck in my hair

or think about how my parents backyard reminds me of florida from a certain angle

then I would probably want a bubble bath, but then regret it once I got in and realized that baths are really boring.

so I would paint my toenails instead

but then decide that I would rather make corn bread so that I could get an "apple bottom"

then remember that it would just go to my hips and look more like a "pear".

"well screw pears!" i would say

but i love corn bread so I would smother it with butter and eat it anyways. All of it.

Then I would talk myself into believing it not too late for me to be on SYTYCD

knowing in my heart that I have the passion and emotions in me to make everyone cry when I danced to one of Mia Michaels dances.

BUT

it doesn't matter what I would do if i was ___

because its illegal and "wrong"..

..........

so they say.